Totally Screwed is a spin-off of the ScrewAttack Royal Rumble. Instead of featuring a large number of
combatants, Totally Screwed features only ScrewAttack members who have something in common in 1 v 1 or 1 v 1 v 1 match-ups with comical taunts from the real life counterparts of the competitors. It took place on November 28th 2013.
Overdrinker Overkill[]
| Overdrinker Overkill | |
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Bryan (as himself and Spanky Putnum), Sean, Ben, Craig (as himself and Jimmy Jimmy Woods), Sam, Nick |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-1-overdrinker-overkill
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All of the competitors taunt about them being the winner of Totally Screwed including Bryan, Sean, Ben, Craig, Sam, and Nick. Totally Screwed takes place at the Sportatorium in Cyberspace. Spanky Putnam and Jimmy Jimmy Woods host the event.
The Overdrinker Overkill match is first, with Sam vs John. The hosts announce the matches for the night. Sam and John fight.
Competitors: John vs Sam
Winner: John
Death Battle Duel[]
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Parker, Ben, Chad, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods) |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-2-the-death-battle-duel
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The Death Battle match is Chad vs Ben in a cage match. Parker interviews Ben. Ben will kick Chad's ass, and doesn't know who Parker is. Ben doesn't need Boomstick. Chad appears from the roof, and taunts Ben. They argue with each other. Ben fucked Chad's 7th wife, who was Ben's sister! Neither of them know which woman was which as they argue. Chad will find the answers in the ring!
Parker interviews Ben after the fight, who has his head agaist the wall. Parker asks what happened. Ben got cocky, and Chad ran away from the fight. Ben puts his head against a door.
Competitors: Chad vs Ben
Winner: Chad
Out of the Box[]
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Nick, Bryan (as himself and Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods) |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-3-out-of-the-box-and-into-the-cage
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The third match is Nick vs Bryan in a cage match. Nick holds a sword and is covered in weapons. He shows them off. Jimmy and Spanky are shocked at Nick's speech. Bryan retaliates by stating that he beat a country with their own people!
Nick has no chance in hell! Nick has a bizarre intro.
Nick and Bryan fight in the ring.
Competitors: Nick vs Bryan
Winner: Bryan
The Frontroom Feud[]
| The Frontroom Feud | |
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Sam, Chad, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods) |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-4-the-frontroom-feud
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Up next is Chad vs Sam. Sam states that Chad can't stop losing because he is a bitch, and Sam takes all the glory. Chad is in front of a computer that says "Fuck Sam" on it. Sam keeps winning Mario Party After Dark, and Chad will defeat the backstabbing, control skipping Sam. Jimmy and Spanky agree that it is difficult to work out what Sam is trying to say.
The two begin the fight.
Competitors: Chad vs Sam
Winner: Sam
Top 10 Tussle[]
The next battle is Nick vs Craig. Nick wants the Top 10's to himself. Craig doesn't have any vision. Craig had vision, but Nick destroyed Craig's vision, just like he destroyed Craig's Disney poster! Nick lists 10 reasons why he will beat Craig and can't think of the tenth reason.
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Nick, Craig (as himself and Jimmy Jimmy Woods), Bryan (as Spanky Putnam) |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-5-the-top-ten-tussle
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Craig tells Nick that Nick can't just want something and get it. Craig has hosted every episode of Top 10's except for when he let Nick host it! It's time for an ass kicking! Nick will have to do an eating challenge if he loses.
Competitors: Nick vs Craig
Winner: Craig
The Classmate Clash Triple Threat Match[]
The next match is a triple threat between Nick, John and Ben. Parker interviews John. John will bring the others back to school - the school for murder. Nick takes the microphone away from Parker, and Nick and John argue.
| The Classmate Clash Triple Threat Match | |
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Parker, John, Nick, Ben, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods) |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-6-the-classmate-clash
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Nick drinks hot sauce. Ben pushes Parker out of the way and argues that he beat Jose. The microphone is handed back to Parker. The hosts are surprised and waiting for murder, broken legs and firebreathing!
Competitors: Nick vs John vs Ben
Winner: Ben defeating John
The Hard News Hardcore Triple Threat Match[]
The final triple threat match is Chad vs Sean vs Sam. Parker interviews Sean. Sean feels great. Sean claims that neither Chad nor Sam has won anything worthwhile. Sean will rip out Chad's nose ring himself! Sean is ScrewAttack.
| The Hard News Hardcore Triple Threat Match | |
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| Upload Date | November 28th 2013 |
| Hosts | Parker, Sean, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods) |
| Series | Totally Screwed
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| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-7-the-hard-news-hardcore-triple-threat-match
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The main fight begins.
Competitors: Chad vs Sean vs Sam
Winner: Sean defeating Sam