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Totally Screwed is a spin-off of the ScrewAttack Royal Rumble. Instead of featuring a large number of

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combatants, Totally Screwed features only ScrewAttack members who have something in common in 1 v 1 or 1 v 1 v 1 match-ups with comical taunts from the real life counterparts of the competitors. It took place on November 28th 2013.

Overdrinker Overkill Edit

Overdrinker Overkill
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Bryan (as himself and Spanky Putnum), Sean, Ben, Craig (as himself and Jimmy Jimmy Woods), Sam, Nick
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-1-overdrinker-overkill


All of the competitors taunt about them being the winner of Totally Screwed including Bryan, Sean, Ben, Craig, Sam, and Nick. Totally Screwed takes place at the Sportatorium in Cyberspace. Spanky Putnam and Jimmy Jimmy Woods host the event.

The Overdrinker Overkill match is first, with Sam vs John. The hosts announce the matches for the night. Sam and John fight.

Competitors: John vs Sam

Winner: John

Death Battle Duel Edit

Death Battle Duel
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Parker, Ben, Chad, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods)
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-2-the-death-battle-duel


The Death Battle match is Chad vs Ben in a cage match. Parker interviews Ben. Ben will kick Chad's ass, and doesn't know who Parker is. Ben doesn't need Boomstick. Chad appears from the roof, and taunts Ben. They argue with each other. Ben fucked Chad's 7th wife, who was Ben's sister! Neither of them know which woman was which as they argue. Chad will find the answers in the ring!

Parker interviews Ben after the fight, who has his head agaist the wall. Parker asks what happened. Ben got cocky, and Chad ran away from the fight. Ben puts his head against a door.

Competitors: Chad vs Ben

Winner: Chad

Out of the Box Edit

Out of the Box Into the Cage
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Nick, Bryan (as himself and Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods)
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-3-out-of-the-box-and-into-the-cage


The third match is Nick vs Bryan in a cage match. Nick holds a sword and is covered in weapons. He shows them off. Jimmy and Spanky are shocked at Nick's speech. Bryan retaliates by stating that he beat a country with their own people!

Nick has no chance in hell! Nick has a bizarre intro.

Nick and Bryan fight in the ring.

Competitors: Nick vs Bryan

Winner: Bryan

The Frontroom Feud Edit

The Frontroom Feud
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Sam, Chad, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods)
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-4-the-frontroom-feud


Up next is Chad vs Sam. Sam states that Chad can't stop losing because he is a bitch, and Sam takes all the glory. Chad is in front of a computer that says "Fuck Sam" on it. Sam keeps winning Mario Party After Dark, and Chad will defeat the backstabbing, control skipping Sam. Jimmy and Spanky agree that it is difficult to work out what Sam is trying to say.

The two begin the fight.

Competitors: Chad vs Sam

Winner: Sam

Top 10 Tussle Edit

The next battle is Nick vs Craig. Nick wants the Top 10's to himself. Craig doesn't have any vision. Craig had vision, but Nick destroyed Craig's vision, just like he destroyed Craig's Disney poster! Nick lists 10 reasons why he will beat Craig and can't think of the tenth reason.

The Top 10 Tussle
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Nick, Craig (as himself and Jimmy Jimmy Woods), Bryan (as Spanky Putnam)
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-5-the-top-ten-tussle


Craig tells Nick that Nick can't just want something and get it. Craig has hosted every episode of Top 10's except for when he let Nick host it! It's time for an ass kicking! Nick will have to do an eating challenge if he loses.

Competitors: Nick vs Craig

Winner: Craig

The Classmate Clash Triple Threat Match Edit

The next match is a triple threat between Nick, John and Ben. Parker interviews John. John will bring the others back to school - the school for murder. Nick takes the microphone away from Parker, and Nick and John argue.

The Classmate Clash Triple Threat Match
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Parker, John, Nick, Ben, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods)
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-6-the-classmate-clash


Nick drinks hot sauce. Ben pushes Parker out of the way and argues that he beat Jose. The microphone is handed back to Parker. The hosts are surprised and waiting for murder, broken legs and firebreathing!

Competitors: Nick vs John vs Ben

Winner: Ben defeating John

The Hard News Hardcore Triple Threat Match Edit

The final triple threat match is Chad vs Sean vs Sam. Parker interviews Sean. Sean feels great. Sean claims that neither Chad nor Sam has won anything worthwhile. Sean will rip out Chad's nose ring himself! Sean is ScrewAttack.

The Hard News Hardcore Triple Threat Match
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Upload Date November 28th 2013
Hosts Parker, Sean, Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Woods)
Series Totally Screwed


Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/sa-wrestling-presents-totally-screwed-part-7-the-hard-news-hardcore-triple-threat-match


The main fight begins.

Competitors: Chad vs Sean vs Sam

Winner: Sean defeating Sam

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