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The Gamer Olympics is a Clip of the Week from 2012.

The Gamer Olympics
TheGamerOlympics
Cast Craig (as Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Woods), Bryan (as Spanky Putnam), Jared (as Toyota Mitsubushi), Sam (did not have a name), Lauren (as Kerry Tibbetts), Chad (as Séamus MacGuffin), Nick (camera, voice heard at the end)
Intro Host Nick
Upload Date August 4th 2012
Clip / Ad London Olympic Games 2012
Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/clip-of-the-week-the-gamer-olympics


Synopsis[]

The Olympics are going on now, so ScrewAttack has to spoof it. Nick smiles at the camera, as it zooms in on his face. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Woods (Craig) and Spanky Putnam (Bryan) introduce the Gamer Olympics. Competitors from around the world all competed. Chad represents Ireland, Sam represents Canada, Lauren represents Cayman Islands and Jared represents Japan. There are some major victories, and some major upsets.

Quick Time Event[]

Jared and Sam are competing in the first event - The Quick Time Event. They have to press the correct buttons in a sequence on their Xbox controllers. Jared was the favorite, and he has a concentration face on. It disappears when he realizes his mistake. He gets up and puts his hands over his head, after he pressed the wrong button. Sam (Canada) wins. Jared's great great great great aunt was Japanese, making him eligible to compete.

Controller Wrapping[]

Lauren and Chad compete in the controller wrapping event. They use the Nintendo 64 controller to wind up the cable. Everyone has a different strategy. Lauren uses both sides of the controller making an X across the face of the controller. Chad moves the cable in conjunction with his other hand, and only uses one handle of the controller. Chad got a 8.7, while Lauren only received an 8.4. Controversy arises, as Chad's attempt appears more sloppy.

Button Mashing[]

The Button Mashing ended with controversy, as Chad uses a battery to gain a competitive edge. Chad is disqualified, and Lauren wins. Jimmy hasn't seen a Cayman Islander that happy since the great goat exchange of 1997!

Hot Pocket Eating[]

History was made in the Hot Pocket Heating. Jared stretches to prepare for the game. He jumps off the couch, and puts the pocket into the microwave. He dives for the couch and is very close to the world record, which he manages to break.

Back to Jimmy and Spanky, they conclude the day's event. They cross to the award ceremony. Nick puts a camera into Jared's face and tells him that he won the Olympics. Jared says that it is cool. Nick puts a sticker of Craig's seal of approval onto Jared's nose, and he smiles. He starts singing a DragonBall Z song, and asks what country he is from. Nick tells him he is from Japan, and Jared states that his song was accurate.

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