Takeout is a bloopers episode of Newsroom.
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| Upload Date | September 4th 2012 |
| Hosts | Jared, Lauren, brentalfloss, Ben, Bryan |
| Series | Newsroom
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| Link | http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/newsroom/newsroom-takeout
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Synopsis[]
8 Mile - Lauren can move her eyes independently. This freaks Jared out. She shows Ben, and Jared describes it as a cat clock that is broken. Lauren's brother can blow his nose, and bubbles come out of his eyes.
Philophobia - Jared makes his line about cutting off someone's leg with a plasma cutter, and then messes up and puffs up his mouth, and says that he doesn't know what a bro is.
Blown Blown - Lauren and Brent are on the couch. Lauren makes a silly face, and Ben says that he caught it. She swears!
Jared makes faces and makes weird noises with his mouth.
Endings - Jared lunges onto the couch, but hurts his butt landing on Lauren's knee, which now also hurts. She asks if he keeps spears in his back pocket.
Evo Smacktalk - Jared says that he was right, and makes a walrus sound.
8 Mile - Jared talks about someone who cries crystals. Lauren comments saying that it would make some "mad jewelry", which catches Jared off guard. After everyone laughs, Lauren pretends to be selling rare crystal tears. Jared and Bryan go into someone having blood diamonds under their finger nails. Ben tries to get everyone back into finishing the take.
8 Mile - A few different takes of Jared saying Lauren's life would be empty without him. Lauren practices saying "What!?" She says it really badly, and they both laugh. Jared tells her not to do that. Lauren starts to rap, and Jared makes fun of it. They try to start again, but Jared makes a weird faces, making Lauren laugh and swear at him.
Double Kill - Jared and Lauren squeal as they are excited for Quake Con. They both change into higher and lower pitches. Jared says that they are starting a band.