| Need for Speed | |
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| Cast | Nick, Jose, Destin, Bryan |
| Intro Host | Destin |
| Upload Date | some time in 2009 |
| Clip / Ad | Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit |
| Link | http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/clip-of-the-week-screwattack-grand-prix
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Need for Speed is a Clip of the Week from 2009.
Synopsis[]
Everyone is excited about the new Need for Speed game. So much so, that Jose and Nick want to have a race.
Jose's Car[]
- 1991 Honda Accord LX
- 22 mpg
- Completely Average
- Technologically-Advanced Seat belt
- Awesome Door Lining (it is peeling off)
- State-of-the-Art Sound System (it's basically a box)
Nick's Car[]
- 1996 Mercury Sable
- 21 mpg
- Even More Average
- Gauges That Don't Work
- World's Ugliest Fuzzy Dice
- Random Holes in the Trunk
Bryan is the flag bearer, and signals to begin the race. Destin arrives and punches Bryan in the face. They go inside and Jose and Nick complain about Destin ruining their fun. Destin yells at them because they're in a school zone with a speed trap and that they will kill themselves or a little kid. Nick claims that children are a renewable resource, to which Destin replies with how that doesn't make any sense and that he went to Dumb-ass U.
Destin tells them to race in Mario Kart instead and throws the Wii Wheel at Nick's face. Nick, Jose and Bryan then run off to play Mario Kart. While playing Mario Kart, Jose and Nick get the idea to play Mario Kart in real life.