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The Best Ever episodes.

The Worst Ever's have their titles in red. Most of the extra videos are Advantage videos.

Retro Boss Edit

BestEverRetroBoss

Link: Video Date: January 13th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Craig Founder of ScrewAttack.com Internet Mastermind Aquamentus (The First Dragon) The Legend of Zelda
Ben Director of DEATH BATTLE! Star Wars Geek The Elite Four Pokémon Red / Blue
Jared Host of Hard News 100% Natural Professionalism Dark Link Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Chad ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Street Fighter Addict Great Mighty Poo Conker's Bad Fur Day

Power Up Edit

BestEverPowerUp

Link: Video Date: January 27th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Chad ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Needs a Haircut Yoshi Super Mario World
Sam Associate Merchandise Conductor AKA Chad's Merch Bitch Humanity Dark Souls
Nick ScrewAttack Video Editor Breaks Everything Storm Call Skyrim

Jared's Best Power Up Edit

Link: Video Date: January 28th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Jared Hyper Beam Metroid

Love Story Edit

BestEverLoveStory

Link: Video Date: February 14th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Jared Host of Hard News Has a bad pen throwing habit Locke & Celes Final Fantasy VI
Lauren ScrewAttack's Partner Coordinator Dodgeball champion. Yes that's a thing. Luigi & Daisy Mario series
Ben Director of DEATH BATTLE! Edited this video Ryu & Irene Ninja Gaiden (NES)

Nick's Best Love Story Edit

Link: Video Date: February 15th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Nick Anju and Kafel The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Street Fighter Edit

WorstEverStreetFighter

Link: Video Date: March 6th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Craig Founder of ScrewAttack Wears a hat... sometimes Skullomania Street Fighter EX
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Mr. Everything Sean Street Fighter III: Third Strike
Chad ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Does ship things internationally Captain Sawada Street Fighter: The Movie (The Game)

Jared's Worst Street Fighter Edit

Link: Video Date: March 10th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Jared Karin

Sexy Chick Edit

WorstEverSexyChick

Link: Video Date: March 20th 2012 Craig's RAW & UNCUT version Date: March 22nd 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Sean News Director Was born with a beard Mileena Mortal Kombat II
Lauren ScrewAttack Partner Coordinator Descended from Caribbean pirates Rouge the Bat Sonic Adventure 2
Ben Director of DEATH BATTLE! Sonic Fanboy Rouge the Bat Sonic Adventure 2
Craig Founder of ScrewAttack Never takes breaks Poison Final Fight

Secret Edit

BestEverSecret

Link: Video Date: June 22nd 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Chad ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Once threw a real life hadouken Hadouken Mega Man X
Sam ScrewAttack Merchandise Coordinator Folds your t-shirts The second castle Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack Fighting game fanatic Blood code Mortal Kombat (Sega Genesis)

Bryan's Best Secret Edit

Link: Video Date: June 30th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan

Glitch Edit

BestEverGlitch

Link: Video Date: June 29th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Drake Video Editor & Trailer Wizard Proof that interns CAN get hired Missingno. Pokémon Red / Blue
Jared Host of Hard News Surgically attached his anchor jacket Vanish + X-Zone Final Fantasy VI
Nick ScrewAttack Content Producer Video Game Vault Master The Swing Set Cannon Grand Theft Auto IV

Craig's Best Glitch Edit

Link: Video Date: June 30th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Craig Japanese Minus World Super Mario Bros

Giant Robot Game Edit

BestEverGiantRobotGame

Link: Video Date: July 6th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Chad Voice of Boomstick Loses his voice more often than you think Tech Romance Sega Dreamcast
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Doesn't just report the news. He makes the news. Virtual On: Cyber Troopers Arcade
Jared SideScrollers co-host RPG specialist BattleTech Pen & Paper

Sam's Best Giant Robot Game Edit

Link: Video Date: July 7th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam Armored Core

Sidekick Edit

WorstEverSidekick

Link: Video Date: July 20th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Sean ScrewAttack News Director The next great J. Jonah Jameso Waluigi Mario series
Nick Video Producer Video Game Vault Master Louis Left 4 Dead
Chad ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Is not emo, just has girl hair Player 2
Sam ScrewAttack Merchansise Coordinator Swag personified Chad. If he doesn't count, then Slippy

Note: Sam just makes a story up and is caught by Chad.

Konami Game Edit

BestEverKonamiGame

Link: Video Date: July 27th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Got drunk at Sean's wedding The Simpsons Arcade
Nick ScrewAttack Video Editor AKA the Wolverine Turtles in Time Arcade
Craig Founder of ScrewAttack Finally beat Mike Tyson Contra 4 Nintendo DS

Hottest Hunk Edit

BestEverHottestHunk

Link: Video Date: August 3rd 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Sean ScrewAttack News Director No relation to the ketchup Gordan Freeman Half Life Series
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Coordinator Apparently likes flavorless foods Tofu Resident Evil 2
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack See this history in "The Worst EVER: Sexy Chick" Poison Final Fight
Lauren ScrewAttack Partner Coordinator Aspiring cat lady Leon S. Kennedy Resident Evil series

Weapon Edit

BestEverWeapon

Link: Video Date: August 17th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager The Human Encyclopedia The Shotgun
Nick Video Producer Video Game Vault Master Kazooie Banjo Tooie
Chad ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Vice of Boomstick Handheld Portal Device Portal series

Announcer Edit

BestEverAnnouncer

Link: Video Date: September 14th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Chad SideScrollers Co-Host Makes arcade sticks in his spare time Quake Announcer Quake & Unreal Tournament
Bryan Video Game Vault writer Arsenal fan Tim Kitzrow NBA Jam & NFL Blitz
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack AKA Stuttering Craig Shao Kahn Mortal Kombat 2

Letdown Edit

WorstEverLetdown

Link: Video Date: September 28th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Coordinator Digs the blue alien chicks Lionhead Studios
Craig Founder of ScrewAttack The Status Whisperer Metroid: Other M Nintendo Wii
Chad Voice of Boomstick Has "Buck Bumble" stuck in his head Conker: Live and Reloaded XBox
Lauren Peach defeating Zelda in Death Battle

Note: Lauren didn't have any title or subtitle text, nor did her answer text appear on screen.

Mascot Edit

WorstEverMascot

Link: Video Date: October 5th 2012

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Chad Voice of DEATH BATTLE'S Boomstick Orders no lettuce but still gets it The Noid Domino's Pizza
Bryan Video Game Vault writer / editor Once punched someone out with just his beard Awesome Possum Tengen
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Coordinator On the lookout for boondoggles Clippy Microsoft
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack Takes no breaks Gex Crystal Dynamics for 3DO
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Check out his cool phone case! Gex Crystal Dynamics for 3DO

Mario Game Edit

BestEverMarioGame

Link: Video Date: February 22nd 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Gordan Freeman's lost brother Super Mario Bros. 3 NES
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director AKA Man of Danger Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars SNES
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack His hat > Sonic Screwdriver Super Mario World SNES

Andre's Best Ever Mario Game Edit

Link: Video Date: March 1st 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Andre Black Nerd Comedy Has a chain chomp for a hand Super Mario 64 Nintendo 64

THQ Game Edit

BestEverTHQGame

Link: Video Date: March 8th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Manager Team Denver (the last dinosaur) WCW/nWo Revenge N64
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack AKA the dude who makes things go Pit Fighter SNES
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Hides valuables in his beard Saints Row: The Third PC, Xbox 360, PS3, OnLive

Zelda Game Edit

WorstEverZeldaGame

Link: Video Date: March 15th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Nick Video Producer Future John Rambo The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Wii
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Has a certain set of skills... The Zelda Franchise Just about every Nintendo console
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Manager Amateur Biologist Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker GameCube

PlayStation Launch Edit

BestEverPlayStationLaunch

Link: Video Date: March 22nd 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Enjoys a good donut PlayStation 2
Sean ScrewAttack News Director A true Sony fanboy (don't be fooled) PlayStation 3
Craig Founder of ScrewAttack Puts Halo music in PlayStation videos PlayStation 3

Peripheral Edit

WorstEverPeripheralPart1
WorstEverPeripheralPart2

Part 1 Link: Video Date: March 29th 2013 (Nick, Bryan, Chad)

Part 2 Link: Video Date: April 5th 2013 (Lauren, Sean, Craig)

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game / Console
Nick Video Producer That Video Game Vault guy who isn't Craig Plastic dongle doohickies Wii Sports & Wii Sports Resort
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Don't diss the awesome shirt Your friend's bad controller
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Manager Really wants a new Darkstalkers game Power Glove NES
Lauren ScrewAttack Reviews Editor Future community theater star Wii Balance Board Nintendo Wii
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Secret Identity of Q Game Boat Kinect Adventures
Craig Owner of ScrewAttack Don't touch the hat... U-Force NES

'80s Arcade Game Edit

BestEver80sArcadeGame

Link: Video Date: April 26th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Is about to tell you his best ever (Ivan "Ironman" Stewart's) Super Off-Road
Nick Clocks In, Gets Paid Talks about TMNT WAY too much TMNT: The Arcade Game
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Director The arcade machine whisperer Dig Dug

Controller Edit

BestEverController

Link: Video Date: May 11th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Can play games using his beard Xbox S-Type
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Manager His strength comes from his hair Arcade Stick
Craig ScrewAttack Head Dude His nose used to be crooked NES Max

Sam's Best Controller Edit

Link: Video Date: May 11th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam Keyboard + Mouse

Convention Story Edit

BestEverConventionStory

Link: Video Date: May 25th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Craig CEO of ScrewAttack Corp. Fanboy of that console/platform you hate Pissing on Shaq Fu at MAGFest
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Also is putting SGC together Sean hands out SGC fliers and being asked to leave Sci-Fi expo while...
Lauren ScrewAttack Reviews Editor Keeps chewing gum on camera ...Lauren and Nick got autographs from Christopher Lloyd
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Manager 27 years old. Still gets carded. Chad's friends get drunk at a convention, starts a conga line, knees a disabled person in the face.

Note: SGC doesn't count

Bryan's Best Convention Story Edit

Link: Video Date: May 25th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan Flipping tables

Movie Game Edit

BestEverMovieGame

Link: Video Date: June 1st 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Nick VGV, Top 10, and Clip Wizard Now a graduated film student Spider-Man 2: The Movie Game PS2, Xbox, GameCube
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Director Wizard Loves his mom, despite this story Goldeneye 007 Nintendo 64
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Wizard Other alias: Rafiki Mufasa The Lion King SNES, Genesis, PC

Sean's Best Movie Game Edit

Link: Video Date: June 1st 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean Die Hard Arcade

SGC 2013 Moment Edit

BestEverSGC2013Moment

Link: Video Date: June 13th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Lauren ScrewAttack Reviews Editor Looks like Miley Cyrus The atmosphere before the opening ceremony
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Kinda made SGC happen Being on stage in the Opening Ceremony / ScrewAttack panel
Sam Makes a mean box Only one celebrating the Year of Luigi Winning Mario Party After Dark
Craig Gave birth to ScrewAttack Didn't give birth to his daughter Attempting to beat Mike Tyson

Video Game Story Edit

WorstEverVideoGameStory

Link: Video Date: July 29th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Nick Master of many video arts Spontaneously transforms into a toucan Just Cause 2 PC/PS3/360
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Plays Blanka and Q in Street Fighter Borderlands 2 PC/PS3/360
Ben Creator of Death Battle Used to be lactose-intolerant Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) PS3/360

Local Multiplayer Edit

BestEverLocalMultiplayer

Link: Video Date: August 19th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Ben Director of DEATH BATTLE! Has a salsa-scarred throat Super Smash Bros. Melee Nintendo GameCube
Sean ScrewAttack News Director One of nine Vita owners in the world Halo: Combat Evolved Xbox
Chad ScrewAttack Brand Manager Sam's best/worst friend Mario Party Nintendo 64
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Chad's best/worst friend Mario Party Nintendo 64

Craig's Best Multiplayer Edit

Link: Video Date: August 11th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Craig Super Mario Kart SNES

Water Level Edit

WorstEverWaterLevel

Link: Video Date: August 31st 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Ben Creator of Death Battle Used to be lactose-intolerant Mt. Kazai Skies of Arcadia
Nick Master of many video arts Is a Christian; he can say this The Dam Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Craig Ruler of the ScrewAttack Empire Occasionally mistaken for Mike Tyson Minus World Super Mario Bros.

Pokémon Edit

BestEverPokemon

Link: Video Date: September 14th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Does many video things In all likelihood not actually related to you F.E.A.R. Rattata
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager You? He manages you Bryan's Geodude
Sam The Merch Machine Is allowed to get drunk on the job Commie Chomps

Ben's Best Pokémon Edit

Ben'sBestEverPokemon

Link: Video Date: September 14th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Ben Eevee

Healz Edit

BestEverHealz

Link: Video Date: October 5th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
John Multi-Purpose Editor / Artist Dresses better than the rest of the crew Blood Legacy of Kain series
Ben Creator of Death Battle Been here since high school Power Rings Sonic the Hedgehog series
Sam ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Did not celebrate the Year of Luigi Prostitutes Grand Theft Auto III

Survival Horror Game Edit

BestEverSurvivalHorrorGame

Link: Video Date: October 25th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Developer
Bryan ScrewAttack Community Manager Spambot kill count: 46,266,567 Dead Space EA / Visceral Games
Sean ScrewAttack News Director Too scared to play Silent Hill 2 The Last of Us SCE / Naughty Dog
John Draws horrific things Hi, mom! (this is written upside down) Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly

Sam's Survival Horror Game Edit

Link: Video Date: October 26th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam Resident Evil 4

Hidden Gem Edit

BestEverHiddenGem

Link: Video Date: November 9th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Ben Creator of Death Battle One half of Team Rocket Death Lions Speed Racer: The Video Game Wii, PS2
James "Caddicarus" Caddick British YouTube Gamer Person 19 years old. Full-blown beard. Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath Xbox
Nick General Master of Video Edited this video, in fact M.C. Kids NES

Sean's Hidden Gem Edit

Link: Video Date: November 9th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Video Game Movies Edit

WorstEverVideoGameMovies

Link: Video Date: December 8th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Producer of Top 5s Lover of Anthropomorphic Animations Super Mario Bros. Movie
Bryan Producer, TOTALLY SCREWED!!! Not afraid of Germany, Portugal, or Ghana Wing Commander
Chad Brand Manager Stick Modder Extraordinaire Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Holiday Gaming Gifts Edit

BestEverHolidayGamingGifts

Link: Video Date: December 15th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean Host of Hard News Possible robot in disguise SNES
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Master Currently up to his eyeballs in AVGN 7 Nintendo 64
Craig ScrewAttack Mastermind Wears shirts his wife buys him Wii

Nick's Holiday Gaming Gift Edit

Link: Video Date: December 15th 2013

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Nintendo 64

Manly Video Game Men Edit

BestEverManlyVideoGameMen

Link: Video Date: January 12th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Jon St. John Voice Actor Extraordinaire King of MAGFest Duke Nukem
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Loves him some Peggle Trevor Grand Theft Auto V
Bob Chipman The Game OverThinker, Escape to the Movies Knows everything about SMB 3 Rastan

VillainEdit

WorstEverVillain

Link: Video Date: January 19th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
brentalfloss Video Game Music Performer Man of Motherf**king Key Changes Dr. Wily Mega Man
James Rolfe aka The Angry Video Game Nerd Probably working on the AVGN movie as you watch this Wart Super Mario 2
Ben Creator of DEATH BATTLE! One Half of Team Snake Pit Lysandre Pokémon X and Y
Nick Producer of Top Fives The Other Half of Team Snake Pit Lysandre Pokémon X and Y

NES Game (Mario 3) Edit

BestEverNESGame

Link: Video Date: January 26th 2014

Everybody answered Mario 3.

Name Title Subtitle
Larry Oji Community Mgr, OCRemix.org Still has the Nintendo Power SMB 3 guide
Nick Producer, ScrewAttack Top Fives Almost beat SMB3 one time
Bob Chipman Game OverThinker, Escape to the Movies Wrote a book about Super Mario Bros 3
Craig ScrewAttack Mastermind Once robbed Nick of beating SMB3 for the first time
Sam ScrewAttack Merchandise Director Beat Super Mario Bros 3 at age 7
Sean Host of Hard News Will play Super Mario Bros 3 forever and ever

Power Ups Edit

WorstEverPowerUp

Link: Video Date: February 2nd 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
DJ Cutman Video Game DJ Owns his own record label Poison Mushroom Super Mario: The Lost Levels
Pat Contri NES Punk Hardcore Game Collector Frog Suit Super Mario Bros. 3
Chad Host of HEY! LET'S PLAY! Has a bad history with Cheetos products The Guitar Chester Cheetah's Too Cool to Fool

Reimaginings Edit

WorstEverReimaginings

Link: Video Date: February 8th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Tommy Tallrico Video Game Composer Founder of Video Games Live and G.A.N.G. Earthworm Jim 3D
Sam SA Game Reviewer and Merch Director ScrewAttack's resident fancy man Wii U
Craig ScrewAttack Mastermind Easily mistaken for Evil Craig TMNT Turtles in Time Re-Shelled

Kirby Power Ups Edit

BestEverKirbyPowerUps

Link: Video Date: March 2nd 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Is the most dangerous game Rock
Ben DEATH BATTLE! Creator Not trolling Goku fans, but some will think so anyways Wheel
Nick Producer of Top Tens Destroyer of stuff Electric Rock (Kirby 64)

Smash Bros Character Edit

WorstEverSuperSmashBrosCharacter

Link: Video Date: March 9th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Andre Meadows Black Nerd Comedy Makes it rain YouTube money Jigglypuff
Ben Creator of DEATH BATTLE! Hates lazy clones Ganondorf
Sam Merch Director Plays Smash characters you've probably never heard of Meta Knight

TMNT Character Edit

BestEverTMNTCharacter

Link: Video Date: March 16th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Ben Crator of DEATH BATTLE! Loves his Star Wars Donatello
Andre Meadows Black Nerd Comedy More than casual fan of TMNT Shredder and Krang
Nick Producer, ScrewAttack Top Tens Resident TMNT Fanboy Letherhead

Mega Man Game Edit

WorstEverMegaManGame

Link: Video Date: March 30th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Craig General Manager, ScrewAttack Network Did actually play soccer Mega Man's Soccer
Andre Meadows Black Nerd Comedy Knows hard games Street Fighter X Tekken
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Tells it like it is Mega Man X7

League of Legend Champion Edit

BestEverLOLChampion

Link: Video Date: April 6th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan Producer, The Best EVER! May say Calvary, means Cavalry Volibear
Sam ScrewAttack Merch Director Loves all his LoL Champs Sona
Chad Head of ScrewAttack Games Mayor of Cow Town Alistar

Superhero Game (Besides Superman 64) Edit

WorstEverSuperheroGame

Link: Video Date: April 27th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Nick Producer, Top Fives Discoverer of Glitches Spiderman 3 Wii
Craig General Manager, ScrewAttack Network Wants games to live up to names Ultraman SNES
Andre Meadows Black Nerd Comedy Once Ninja Rapped for Vanilla Ice Captain Planet and the Planeteers NES

Studio EA Killed Edit

BestEverStudioEAKilled

Link: Video Date: May 4th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan Producer, The Best EVER! Has an alien fighting demon bear on his desk Origin Systems
Sean Host of Hard News Loves his Bebop Criterion Games
Sam Merchandise Manager Biting Bryan's style Maxis

Controller Edit

WorstEverController

Link: Video Date: May 11th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Ben Creator of DEATH BATTLE! Belives the truth is out there Dreamcast controller
Chad The other half of DEATH BATTLE! Once took a beating from Oro Super Pad 64
Craig General Manager, ScrewAttack Network Occasionally picky eater "You" (Motion Controls)

Classic First Person Shooter Edit

BestEverClassicFPS

Link: Video Date: May 18th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam Merchandise Manager Proponent of "f**king on" people Marathon
Nick Producer, Top Fives Dominator of Killer Instinct Lobbies Time Splitters 2
Chad Manager, ScrewAttack Games WARNING: May contain John Francis McCullagh Goldeneye 007

Final Fantasy Characters Edit

WorstEverFinalFantasyCharacters

Link: Video Date: June 1st 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean Host of Hard News Very busy man Squall
Ben Creator of DEATH BATTLE! Not riding the hype train Aeris
Sam SA Merch Manager Best NA Mario Kart 8 Player Seymour

Mortal Kombat Kombatants Edit

BestEverMortalKombatants

Link: Video Date: June 8th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan Producer, The Best EVER! Terrible with block buttons Raiden
Craig GM, ScrewAttack Network About to get philosophical Noob Saibot
Austin SA Merch Assistant May have a lemon addiction Kano

Pokémon Edit

WorstEverPokemon

Link: Video Date: June 29th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Producer, ScrewAttack Top Fives Excellent Dog Sitter Unown
Parker Video Producer Makes everyone else feel old Dunsparce
Ben Creator, DEATH BATTLE! Saw Transformers 4 opening night Luvdisc

Weaponized Animal Edit

BestEverWeaponizedAnimals

Link: Video Date: July 7th 2014

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Bryan Producer, The Best EVER! Likes his deadly weapons fluffy The Super Sheep Worms series
Shaun Advantage and Community Manager Different guy from Sean Battle Armor Dragon Assault Strike System Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Nick Voice Man on Top 5s Overdue for a shave Kazooie Banjo-Kazooie series

Wii U Smash Character Edit

BestEverWiiUSmashBrosCharacters

Link: Video Date: January 4th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Ben Creator of DEATH BATTLE Likes to annoy Nick in Smash Duck Hunt
Lamarr Wilson Videogame Vlogger Loves the Crash Bomb Mega Man
Nick Internet Sensation Hates Rosalina Mario

Mega Man Game Edit

BestEverMegaManGame

Link: Video Date: January 13th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Chad Brand Manager Dangerously indecisive Mega Man 2 and Mega Man X
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Afraid of ghosts and tasers Mega Man 4
Sam Robotologist Lover of craft hot-doggeries Mega Man X

Note: when forced to choose one, Chad chose Mega Man 2

DLC Edit

WorstEverDLC

Link: Video Date: January 18th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean SGC Overlord Hopeless Destiny player Asura's Wrath
Bryan Twitch Master Enjoys earning his Unlockables Unlock everything DLC from EA
Shaun Champion of the g1s Chris O'Donnell's #1 fan Bioshock Infinite

Love Story Edit

Link: Video Date: January 24th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Ben Death Battle Guru Mixed feelings on Cybernetics Nathan "Rad" and Emily Spencer Bionic Commando
Craig ScrewAttack Creator Prefers not sharing his jelly beans Boy and his Blob A Boy and his Blob
Austin SA Games Producer Designated Sap Mario and Peach Mario series

GBA Game Edit

BestEverGBAGame

Link: Video Date: February 1st 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Death Battle Writer The only decent man left Metroid: Fusion
Sean Events Coordinator Sometimes rocks a Cop 'stache Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Shaun Community Manager Schoolyard Badass Driver 2

Star Wars Game Edit

BestEverStarWarsGame

Link: Video Date: February 14th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam Desk of Death Battle writer Favors charming murder-robots Knights of the Old Republic
Bryan LiveStreamin' Master Aspires to join the Rebel Alliance Rogue Squadron
Shaun Community Manager Loves flannel and Han Solo Shadows of the Empire

Capcom Franchise Edit

BestEverCapcomFranchise

Link: Video Date: February 21st 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean SGC Mastermind Certified Japanophile Onimusha
Craig ScrewAttack Creator He totally understands Disney games
Chad Voice of Boomstick Surprise, he picked Street Fighter Street Fighter

Scare Edit

Link: Video Date: March 14th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Parker Writer of "Who the Heck is?" Trains with Coach McGillicutty Foxy Five Nights at Freddy's
Nick DeathBattle crew Not a fan of full moons The moon Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Sean SGC Guru "Most Organized Man" nominee 2015 Wall tentacle / necromorph Dead Space

Soul Calibur Character Edit

BestEverSoulCaliburCharacter

Link: Video Date: April 18th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
John "Best Ever" director and editor "Wacky, intelligent, heartfelt friend" - Chad Xianghua
Ben Creator of "Death Battle" Still retains hot-sauce cough Link
Sam "Desk of Death Battle" writer Familiar with proper orgy etiquette Voldo

Way to Die Edit

WorstEverWayToDie

Link: Video Date: April 25th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Bryan ScrewAttack Live Mastermind Draws power from his mighty beard The Poke Worms
Shaun Community Manager Saltier than the Dead Sea Being shot in the leg Battlefield / other FPSs
Sean Mr. Business Loves a good filing cabinet The death of the Princess of Poseidon God of War 3

Wolfenstein Game Edit

BestEverWolfensteinGame

Link: Video Date: May 2nd 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan Live Production Manager Kickball master Wolfenstein 3D
Sean "Available Now" Host Loves him some AssCreed Wolfenstein (2009)
Sam "Desk of DEATH BATTLE" Writer Gibberish is his native tongue The New Order

Video Game Cartoon Edit

BestEverVideoGameCartoon

Link: Video Date: May 9th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Team DEATH BATTLE Self admitted freak Super Mario World
Parker DEATH BATTLE Researcher In-Office Youth Conduit Kirby: Right Back At Ya
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Likes dogs with scarves Captain N

Castlevania Game Edit

BestEverCastlevaniaGame

Link: Video Date: May 24th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Cool with vampires, not with ghosts Super Castlevania IV SNES
Chad Brand Manager Loves whippin' shit Castlevania NES
Sam Merchandise Director Might be a little bit stupid Symphony of the Night PlayStation / Sega Saturn

Game Ending Edit

BestEverGameEnding

Link: Video Date: May 30th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Shaun Community Manager Dangerously obnoxious Red Dead Redemption
Sean Available Now Host Would rather be playing Destiny Darksiders
Sam "Desk of DEATH BATTLE" Writer Loves his dad Final Fantasy X

Note: Both Shaun's mention that they aren't allowed to use The Last of Us. Torrian interrupts Shaun's Best Ever to tell him that The Last of Us sucks. Shaun interrupts Sean's segment, as he wasn't finished yet.

Call of Duty Game Edit

WorstEverCallOfDuty

Link: Video Date: June 6th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sean Master of SGC Not really a Storm Trooper Black Ops: Declassified
Parker ScrewAttack Youth Conduit Baby-faced lizard-man Call of Duty: Ghosts
Gerardo Top Ten Editor "I like... lasagna?" - Gerardo, 2015 Advanced Warfare

E3 2015 Game Edit

BestEverE32015Game

Link: Video Date: June 20th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Nick Video Producer Midichlorians off the charts Star Wars Battlefront
Shaun ScrewAttack Comm Mgr Loves a good chant Superhot
Sean Main SGC Man Cuts to the heart of things For Honor

E3 2015 Moment Edit

BestEverE32015Moment

Link: Video Date: June 21st 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Bryan Head of SA Live Stitched this video together Unravel
Nick Video Producer ONE OF US. ONE OF US. Sony's Press Conference
Shaun ScrewAttack Comm Mgr The reason was has changed Shaun fighting Snake on a helipad

Villain Edit

BestEverVillain

Link: Video Date: June 27th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Shaun Social Media Man Has a strange desire to steal cars Officer Tenpenny GTA San Andreas
Sam Box Master Keepin' it real, debonair Kefka Final Fantasy VI
Bryan ScrewAttack Live Producer Beard Master Handsome Jack Borderlands 2

Remake Edit

BestEverRemake

Link: Video Date: July 11th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Shaun Community Manager/Advantage/Manager/Top 10 W... (it goes off the screen) Designated Quote Master Resident Evil HD
Gaijin Goomba GameTheory's Foreign Correspondent Might be a man, might be a mushroom AM2R - Return of Samas
Bryan Live Studio Overlord Transmitter of truth and gameplay NBA Jam On Fire Edition

Final Boss Edit

Link: Video Date: August 1st 2015

BestEverFinalBoss
Name Title Subtitle Answer Game
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Achieved dream of hosting a game show Shin Akuma Super Street Fighter II Turbo
Gerardo Top Ten editor Avid Amiibo Collector Markov Ace Assault Horizon
Shaun Community Manager Lover of 80s and 90s action cinema Liquid Metal Gear Solid

SNES Game Edit

BestEverSNESGame

Link: Video Date: August 15th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
Sam ScrewAttack Live Host Wishes Han Solo were a ninja Final Fantasy VI
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man SNES megs snob Super Metroid
Sean Mr. Business-head Time travel enthusiast Chrono Trigger

Sequel Edit

WorstEverSequel

Link: Video Date: August 22nd 2015

Name Title Subtitle Answer
John Video Editor Makes disturbing desktop backgrounds Silent Hill 4
Torrian Death Battle 3D Animator Doesn't like delivering bagels Final Fantasy 13
Shaun Social Media Manager Achieved 80s action stardom back in '97 Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2

Metal Gear Moment Edit

BestMetalGearMoment

Link: Video Date: August 29th 2015

Name Title Subtitle Game Answer
Gerardo Top Ten Editor "So tender" - Mejia, 2015 Metal Gear Solid (PlayStation 1) Activating Metal Gear, and Snake being used
Torrian 3D Animator Extraordinaire Loves over-the-top action Metal Gear Rising The switches in gameplay / When Raiden does ridiculous things / The whole game!
John Francis McCullagh Video Editor and Producer Call him by his whole name, or don't call at all Metal Gear Solid 3: Death Eater Finding out that the Boss was a patriot, knowing that she was going to die and remembered as a traitor

Bad Game Edit

Link: Video Date: January 9th 2016
BestEverBadGame
Name Title Subtitle Answer Console
Shaun Community Manager Slide Master Glover PlayStation 1
Sam Desk of Death Battle writer Feel-goodin' dove nurser Jade Coccon: Story of the Tamamayu PlayStation 1
Nick Death Battle Writer Frog Ninja Master M.C. Kids NES

BossEdit

WorstEverBoss

Link: Video Date: January 16th 2016

Name Title Subtitle Game / Other Boss
Shaun (with Gerado) Community Manager Horse shittin' box slider Metal Gear Solid V Planetears
Geoff Ramsey Co-Founder of Rooster Teeth Burrito eatin' podophobe Boss of Rooster Teeth Burnie Burns
Sam Desk of Death Battle Writer Popsicle Lickin' Fish Whistler Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Angler Fish

Note: Sam learns how to float around the office for the promo at the end of the video.

Emotional MomentEdit

BestEverEmotionalMoment

Link: Video Date: January 23rd 2016

Name Title Subtitle Game Answer
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man "I love cancer with my Cheerios" - Craig, 2016 Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword The romance between Link and Zelda
Joel Rubin Funhaus Fantasy novel afficianado World of Warcraft Walking into the large world for the first time
Shaun Community Manager Resident Tornado Siren Final Fantasy VII

Losing his 72 hour investment and blaming his friend for it being deleted on accident.

Plot TwistEdit

Link: Video Date: January 30th 2016

WorstEverPlotTwist
Name Title Subtitle Game Answer
Ben Death Battle creator Works in a glass box of emotion Bionic Commando (Xbox consoles) Nathan / Rad Spensor's wife becomes Rad's robot arm. The main bad guy is the guy you rescued in the first game.
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Prefers Super Metroid Metroid When Samas came out as a woman, and not a man - and was in a bikini.
Sam Desk of Death Battle writer "Make sure you tell them I'm not a sleaze" The Witcher 3

Being convinced to have sex with two women, and being tied up and was left on the bed

OMGWTF MomentEdit

BestEverOMGWTFMoment

Link: Video  Date: February 6th 2016

Name Title Subtitle Moment Game
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Once flew in a Call of Duty helicopter The Nuke Call of Duty 4
Nick Death Battle writer Prefers scarf-tongued water-frogs Revisiting Kanto Pokemon Gold / Silver
Chad Brand Manager Never minds the bollocks The Giant's Knife Zelda: Ocarina of Time

RobotEdit

Link: Video  Date: February 13th 2016

BestEverRobot
Name Title Subtitle Robot Game / Series
Ben Death Battle Creator Loves some good murder HK47 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Blue Steel is his favorite Zoolander look Mega Man Mega Man
Sam Robotologist Has degree in Blue Robot Arithmetic Mega Man X Mega Man X

Note: Sam makes calculations on a whiteboard to show that Mega Man X is better than Mega Man, and that he is better than Craig, and Craig is a fish whistler!

ConsoleEdit

BestEverWorstConsole
Link: Video  Date:February 20th 2016
Name Title Subtitle Console
Sam Desk of Death Battle writer Likes Nintendo's soft edged discs Sega Saturn
Lawrence Sonntag Producer/Editor of Funhaus Aspires to be a Holographic Korean Pop Star Sega Dreamcast
Chad Brand Manager The Voice of Reason Ouya

Video Game CommercialEdit

BestEverVideoGameCommercial

Link: Video  Date: February 27th 2016

Name Title Subtitle Game
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Forgot what his own scalp looks like Super Mario World / Super Nintendo
Shaun Community Manager Yam Enthusiast Crash Bandicoot
Chad Brand Manager Man of eternal youth Battletanx

Note: Shaun makes his segment as if it is a Crash advertisement.

Hidden GemEdit

BestEverHiddenGem

Link: Video  Date: March 5th 2016

Name Title Subtitle Game Console
Chad Brand Manager Loves a good smash Sanrio Smash Ball NES
Shaun Community Manager Contender for Loudest Man Alive Guerrilla War NES
Sam Desk of Death Battle writer Always up for sitting down Azure Dreams PS1

Video Game PurchaseEdit

BestEverWorstPurchase

Link: Video  Date: March 12th 2016

Name Title Subtitle Game Console
Nick Death Battle editor Sworn to never swear Everything on Steam PC
Ben Death Battle creator "He is blonde..." - Nick Cramer The Amazing Race Wii
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man Professional Geoff Keighley impersonator Pinball NES

90s Arcade GameEdit

Best90sArcadeGame2
Best90sArcadeGame

Link: Video  Date: March 19th 2016

Name Title Subtitle Game
Ben Death Battle Creator "I like the way he smells"  - Austin Harper Bucky O'Hare
Craig ScrewAttack Boss Man This planet is too small for C-Skistimas Street Fighter II Hyper Fighter
Shaun Community Manager Wishes he were Shaun-Claude Van Damme Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

Video Game MovieEdit

BestEverVideoGameMovie

Link: Video  Date: March 26h 2016

Name Title Subtitle Movie
Ben Death Battle Creator Prime Suburban Dad material DOA: Dead or Alive
Nick Death Battle editor The calm before the Storm Super Mario Bros: The Movie
Chad Voice of Boomstick The Storm Silent Hill

TriviaEdit

  • Worst Sexy Chick was the first time where two ScrewAttack members have the same answer. It then happened again on Worst Mascot.
  • Worst peripheral had the most respondents with 6, but was spread over 2 videos. Best NES game also had 6, but everyone had the same answer.
  • Local Multiplayer was the first time that a pair has done a topic together. It happened again in Worst Villain.
  • Sam's subtitle in SGC 2013 moment was "Only one celebrating the year of Luigi". However, in Healz, his subtitle is "Did not celebrate the Year of Luigi".
  • Ben's subtitle in Love Story, and Nick's subtitle in Hidden Gem is 'Edited this video'.

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