|How Many Lives Hard Corps Uprising|
|Upload Date|| Jared - 14th March 2011
Craig - 22nd April 2011
Jose - 19th August 2011
|Hosts||Bryan, Craig, Jared, Jose|
|Series|| Random Awesomeness
|Link|| Jared - http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/how-many-lives-hard-corps-uprising-jared
This is everybody's favorite game show where we watch people die in video games! Bryan is keeping track of deaths. Jared is the reining champion of How Many Lives. They don't know who the third competitor is at this point. They change from deaths to hits. Jared and Craig argue about how long Jared is taking. Jared loses a life, taking 3 hits. Jared barely makes a long jump. Craig guessed that Jared would take 13 hits. He would prove to be correct.
It is now Jose's turn. He has only played Contra with the rest of ScrewAttack. Jose has to start over. Jose maxes out at 30. Jose had fun. Craig does not want Jared to win.
No one else wanted to play, so Craig steps in. Jared complains about how much Craig has played this. Jared gets excited when Craig takes two hits. Craig goes through as quickly as possible. Craig denies his experience in this game. Bryan suggests to add 20. Bryan suggests to add a 5 handicap, but Jared doesn't want the charity.
Craig takes a few hits from a machine gun. Jared gets excited every time Craig is hit. Craig loses a whole life, so he goes up to 8. Bryan asks if Jared will be taking the charity, and he decides to take it! It would level it up 13 a piece. Jared and Craig tied. Craig wants to do a tiebreaker, but it didn't end up happening.
- Craig took 8 hits, but with the 5 handicap, takes him to 13.
- Jared took 13 hits.
- Jose maxed out at 30.
This resulted in a tie between Craig and Jared.