Honest Wii U Ad is a Clip of the Week from 2013.
|Honest Wii U Ad|
|Cast||Chad (as Dirt Figglestein), Lauren (as Tammi Figglestein), Nick (as Edwin Figglestein), Sam (as Sharice Figglestein)|
|Upload Date||April 27th 2013|
|Clip / Ad||none|
One lucky family was chosen to play the Wii U for the first time. They are a bunch of hicks. Dirt states that the family is checking out the Wii U.
They played it and had a lot of fun. Edwin is emo, and while he states that he had so much fun, he doesn't smile, and uses a depressed tone. He says that the best part about it is that it is black, like his heart and soul.
Sharice is a girl played by Sam, and she is really confused by the controller. She likes being able to use the WiiMote, because it is like a dick!
Dirt says he feels like he is married to Tammi's wine glass. She says it does more for her than he does.
Tammi first thought it was stupid, but realized it was a wonderful break from her children. Edwin and Sharice try to get her attention, but she covers them with the gamepad and ignores them. She hates her kids!
The kids fight over the gamepad. Dirt takes the wine glass and skulls the wine.
Dirt and Tammi argue about their job situation, and Tammi claims that she should have married a doctor. Dirt says she would have got her pills easier. Tammi corrects him by saying it is her medicine. Dirt asks if they have found a cure for bitch yet!Dirt enjoyed the graphics, and wants to pick up a Wii U. Tammi argues that they don't need to spend the money on games. Dirt says that they could spend less on wine. They continue to argue.