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Dollar is an episode of Newsroom.

Dollar
Dollar
Upload Date August 21st 2012
Hosts Jared, Lauren
Series Newsroom


Link http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/newsroom/newsroom-dollar


Synopsis Edit

Jared asks Lauren if she wants to see a dead body. Lauren changes the subject, asking Jared how he feels about free to play games. Jared thinks they can be good, but mainstream games are terrible. EA are losing money, and are getting desperate. Jared insults Lauren for paying 50 cents to put mayonnaise on everything she eats.

Jared is worried about other games like Dead Space 3 becoming free to play. Lauren thinks she would go broke fast. Jared says that skipping long cutscenes would cost a dollar. The next Kingdom Hearts game would have Jiminy Cricket explaining what is going on for a dollar!

The next 3D Sonic game to have a reasonable camera system - Lauren interrupts him by saying it isn't possible. Want to reload in Call of Duty? That's a dollar! Jared wants to talk about Command and Conquer, and Lauren makes a face. Jared asks her why, and she reveals that Command and Conquer just went free to play. Jared screams.