Deadpool is a Clip of the Week from 2011.
Deadpool | |
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Cast | Jared (as Deadpool), Ben, Bryan, Nick |
Intro Host | Nick |
Upload Date | some time in 2011 |
Clip / Ad | Marvel vs Capcom 3 Fate of Two Worlds (Deadpool trailer) |
Link | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPNKyoffL8
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Synopsis[]
Deadpool is one of Nick's favorite characters in Marvel vs Capcom. Most people don't know the acual lyrics to Deadpool's theme, but Nick has figured them out. It turns out Deadpool doesn't want you to do much of anything.
The lyrics are mostly the same as the official version, but replaces the word "so" with "sew", as well as a couple of other deliberate mistakes.
Lyrics | Actions |
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As Deadpool's theme begins, Jared (who is Deadpool) puts on a scabbard, and fixes his pants. He then pulls out and twirls two guns. | |
Jared marches down the street, and dances in the carpark. | |
Do the walk, do the talk | Jared marches through the office. |
Don't get fooled, go to school | Nick holds up his failed school work, and Jared throws a bag at him. |
Do not watch, do not touch | Ben is holding a controller, and Jared turns Ben's head, and knocks the controller out of his hands. |
Jean a thorn and figure how | Jared is standing in a field and shrugs in confusion. |
To your club, | Jared is holding a disco ball, while Ben, Nick and Bryan are dancing behind him. |
to your bed | Jared stands over Nick as he lies in bed. |
Don't be shy, | Jared waggles his finger. |
Donut lie!! | Jared points to a donut. |
Do not cry, | Ben is crying, and Jared points at him to stop. |
do not shout | Bryan is shouting, and Jared points at him to stop. |
Do not do it, never do it! | A close up of Jared singing the lyrics. |
Jared is dancing.
Nick holds the disco ball with Ben, Jared and Bryan dancing behind him. Ben then holds the disco ball with the other three behind him dancing. Jared is still dancing in the car park, followed by Jared spinning the camera around. | |
Please don't run about
In my house (in my house) |
Everyone except Jared are running around. |
Please don't do karate | Nick is kicking the air, as Jared tells him not to. |
Doin' nails, (Doin' Nails) | Jared is doing his nails at the Hard News desk. |
Please don't tell a lie
Please don't take a life |
Jared is dancing with a sword. |
Please, please
Don't, don't |
He then blows his fingers after doing his nails, before marching down the street. |
Never, never
Do it, Do it! |
Another close up of Jared's mouth. |
Don't you understand what I mean
When I say, "Sew"? |
Ben is attempting to thread a needle as Jared yells at him |
Never do it now | Jared pops open the Hard News set and crawls under the desk |
Never do it now | He spins around with the camera again. |
I just don't know why you make | Jared moonwalks down the street. |
me feel like this again | He spins the camera around again. |
Never do it now | He pops into the camera view and yells. |
Never, never, never! | Then there is another close up of Jared's mouth. |
Don't you understand what I mean
When I say, "Sew"? |
Jared is threatening Ben with a sword as he sews on a sewing machine. |
Never do it now
Never do it now |
Jared climbs up a wall, and then dances around the carpark. |
I just don't know why you make | Jared is still doing his nails |
me feel like this again | Bryan is holding the disco ball as the others dance behind him. Nick is just staring at the others. |
Never do it now | Jared marches down the street again. |
Never, Never, Never, Never! | Jared is yelling the last line of the song (the only time where his voice is actually heard), and Ben walks in asking what to never do.
Jared is angered by this, and replies with never interrupt Deadpool. He shoots Ben and instructs the song to start over. |
Lyrics[]
Do the walk, do the talk
Don't get fooled, go to school
Do not watch, do not touch
Jean a thorn and figure how
To your club, to your bed
Don't be shy, Donut lie!!
Do not cry, do not shout
Do not do it, never do it!
Please don't run about
In my house (in my house)
Please don't do karate
Doin' nails, (Doin' Nails)
Please don't tell a lie
Please don't take a life
Please, please
Don't, don't
Never, never
Do it, Do it!
Don't you understand what I mean
When I say, "Sew"?
Never do it now
Never do it now
I just don't know why you make
me feel like this again
Never do it now
Never, never, never!
Don't you understand what I mean
When I say, "Sew"?
Never do it now
Never do it now
I just don't know why you make
me feel like this again
Never do it now
Never, Never, Never, Never!