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Deadpool is a Clip of the Week from 2011.

Deadpool
Deadpool
Cast Jared (as Deadpool), Ben, Bryan, Nick
Intro Host Nick
Upload Date some time in 2011
Clip / Ad Marvel vs Capcom 3 Fate of Two Worlds (Deadpool trailer)
Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPNKyoffL8


Synopsis Edit

Deadpool is one of Nick's favorite characters in Marvel vs Capcom. Most people don't know the acual lyrics to Deadpool's theme, but Nick has figured them out. It turns out Deadpool doesn't want you to do much of anything.

The lyrics are mostly the same as the official version, but replaces the word "so" with "sew", as well as a couple of other deliberate mistakes.

Lyrics Actions
As Deadpool's theme begins, Jared (who is Deadpool) puts on a scabbard, and fixes his pants. He then pulls out and twirls two guns.
Jared marches down the street, and dances in the carpark.
Do the walk, do the talk Jared marches through the office.
Don't get fooled, go to school Nick holds up his failed school work, and Jared throws a bag at him.
Do not watch, do not touch Ben is holding a controller, and Jared turns Ben's head, and knocks the controller out of his hands.
Jean a thorn and figure how Jared is standing in a field and shrugs in confusion.
To your club, Jared is holding a disco ball, while Ben, Nick and Bryan are dancing behind him.
to your bed Jared stands over Nick as he lies in bed.
Don't be shy, Jared waggles his finger.
Donut lie!! Jared points to a donut.
Do not cry, Ben is crying, and Jared points at him to stop.
do not shout Bryan is shouting, and Jared points at him to stop.
Do not do it, never do it! A close up of Jared singing the lyrics.
Jared is dancing.

Nick holds the disco ball with Ben, Jared and Bryan dancing behind him.

Ben then holds the disco ball with the other three behind him dancing.

Jared is still dancing in the car park, followed by Jared spinning the camera around.

Please don't run about

In my house (in my house)

Everyone except Jared are running around.
Please don't do karate Nick is kicking the air, as Jared tells him not to.
Doin' nails, (Doin' Nails) Jared is doing his nails at the Hard News desk.
Please don't tell a lie

Please don't take a life

Jared is dancing with a sword.
Please, please

Don't, don't

He then blows his fingers after doing his nails, before marching down the street.
Never, never

Do it, Do it!

Another close up of Jared's mouth.
Don't you understand what I mean

When I say, "Sew"?

Ben is attempting to thread a needle as Jared yells at him
Never do it now Jared pops open the Hard News set and crawls under the desk
Never do it now He spins around with the camera again.
I just don't know why you make Jared moonwalks down the street.
me feel like this again He spins the camera around again.
Never do it now He pops into the camera view and yells.
Never, never, never! Then there is another close up of Jared's mouth.
Don't you understand what I mean

When I say, "Sew"?

Jared is threatening Ben with a sword as he sews on a sewing machine.
Never do it now

Never do it now

Jared climbs up a wall, and then dances around the carpark.
I just don't know why you make Jared is still doing his nails
me feel like this again Bryan is holding the disco ball as the others dance behind him. Nick is just staring at the others.
Never do it now Jared marches down the street again.
Never, Never, Never, Never! Jared is yelling the last line of the song (the only time where his voice is actually heard), and Ben walks in asking what to never do.

Jared is angered by this, and replies with never interrupt Deadpool. He shoots Ben and instructs the song to start over.

Lyrics Edit

Do the walk, do the talk

Don't get fooled, go to school

Do not watch, do not touch

Jean a thorn and figure how

To your club, to your bed

Don't be shy, Donut lie!!

Do not cry, do not shout

Do not do it, never do it!

Please don't run about

In my house (in my house)

Please don't do karate

Doin' nails, (Doin' Nails)

Please don't tell a lie

Please don't take a life

Please, please

Don't, don't

Never, never

Do it, Do it!

Don't you understand what I mean

When I say, "Sew"?

Never do it now

Never do it now

I just don't know why you make

me feel like this again

Never do it now

Never, never, never!

Don't you understand what I mean

When I say, "Sew"?

Never do it now

Never do it now

I just don't know why you make

me feel like this again

Never do it now

Never, Never, Never, Never!

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