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Captain Internet is a Clip of the Week from 2009.

Captain Internet
CaptainInternet
Cast Ben, Chad, Jose, Nick, Corey, Craig, Destin
Intro Host Ben
Upload Date some time in 2009
Clip / Ad Captain Planet
Link http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/clip-of-the-week-captain-internet


Synopsis[]

Ben narrates the clip. The internet is in peril, Al Gore's toucan creates five special rings for five special people. All of the rings are made of candy.

Ben has the power to spam. With his ring on, he starts rapidly saying "First, first, first!" He then advertises his YouTube site.

Chad has the power to flame. Chad states that only his opinion matters, and that he assumes that he knows everything.

Jose eats his ring, and has the power to l337. He says "1 R teh sry".

Nick has the power of hax - and his ring begins smoking. 

Corey has the power of social networking. Corey says that she has more friends than you.

When their powers combine, they summon the master of pwnage, Captain Internet.

Destin is a Duke Nukem type, holding a gun and wearing glasses. He is going to replace someone's pictures with wangs. Captain Internet comes through the cables, and pulls out the plug and leaps away.

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